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Prison Demotivational Poster


PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind


TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am
tyake this shit, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm
Dude! I love photoshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class




SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.


TAGS: cats mice solitary confinement prison
Rating: 4.88/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot


TO FORGIVE -


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice


GOING STIR CRAZY -


TAGS: prison school education children
Rating: 3.28/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.


3 HOTS AND A COT -


TAGS: prison dilemma jesse jackson
Rating: 4.9/5

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RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:52 am
Not executing a murderer makes the State a collaborator.


RULES -


TAGS: frustration suicide prison hate hammy
Rating: 4.62/5

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Hawamleh - January 29, 2011, 8:32 am
are they?
agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:55 am
Clearly not italian. Rules are made to give an advantage to those who break them.


SATISFIED -


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


ALCATRAZ -




TAKE CHANCES - if you live to tell, just think of the stories you'll have




AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty


TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

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HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that shit. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm
ZINNNGGG!!!!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


The Day -


TAGS: egg chicken prison hatched
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 7:36 pm
Suuuuure it was...;)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:38 pm
I had to escape, the sky was falling!!!
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
Thanks, Priss. :)
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:08 pm
First 5L chuckle of the day
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 9:53 am
No problem, CL. :)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:38 am
Hahaahaa, love this!!! I have those little tally marks on my wall too but there are alot more of them. Thanks for the laugh falloutghoul! 5 escaped lions :D


CAGED - Fear is our own prison




MY GENERATION - by the time the grave comes we'll already be used to being locked inside


TAGS: computers tech life prison hammy
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:40 pm
I'm going outside now.... :O
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:43 pm

not so bad if you have the x-box going. aw5ome hammy


GOOD NEWS / BAD NEWS - Unless you're in prison.


TAGS: sex good bad prisoners
Rating: 4.44/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:07 pm
I agree...hahaha


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm
clever


PRISON - When You See It. Don't Move. It's A Trap!




FOLSOM PRISON BLUES -




AMERICA - At Least You Are Still Number 1 At Something


TAGS: jail prison time criminal incarcerated
Rating: 4.32/5

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steve1961 - March 19, 2013, 1:56 pm
My only criticism is how America is falling behind in their juvenile incarcerations...gotta start locking up more of those young'uns, people!
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:56 pm
and America has stupid laws to fill them up with crazy sentences.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:55 pm
actually its a place for cheap labor if one is in a Private Prison.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Its still aplace where one cant trust another & it isnt a place anyone with a Life wants to be......
Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:23 pm
From what I see on many of the shows on prison life....there are a shi*load of non-Americans in US prisons. Just like Canada...our prisons are holiday inns in comparison to many other countries.
SethMythrax - September 2, 2012, 12:14 am
Its really that slavery hasnt been abolished, just changed to using prisoners in private prisons doing work for pennies a day with no holidays or unions....
Goatboy - August 20, 2012, 4:59 pm
Yep. We're no. 1 at catching bad guys. The rest of you just have lousy police forces.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:18 am
"Land of the Free"
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:19 pm
Ya, America rules though. They give out 400yr sentences & even a 1/4 your time would be 100yrs, hahahaha.....
Zetmonk - July 27, 2012, 9:06 am
In South Africa's defence, we just let the bastards go in less than 1/4 their time. That counts too!


Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl , welcome.....home -


TAGS: deserter coward nohero levenworthprison
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:56 pm
desertion is a pretty heavy offense.. I would assume so, but this guy seems to just be a flake, so he'll probably get a dishonorable discharge.. if anything
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 5:09 pm
it is, indeed. i wonder....is desertion under fire a firing squad offense?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:04 pm
I assumed it was Leavenworth
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 3:41 pm
Airman, you know what that is a photo of?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 1:41 pm
all in good time mp.. all in good time


INFLUENCE -


TAGS: hate love torn parody prison
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:15 am
*wipes tear from eye* It's a beautiful thing..
crankyhead - May 9, 2011, 5:53 pm
133529 Really well done again man =)


MOMMY! - Can we keep him?




A FAILURE -




MY BOYFRIEND -


TAGS: prison love
Rating: 5/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 13, 2010, 7:23 pm
Cute.


nonsensical nonsense #10 -




CAPTIVITY -


TAGS: imprison mind
Rating: 4.7/5

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Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Time to go to my Happy Place
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
just ask his wife...5L
crankyhead - October 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
fantastic


Concentration Camps -




PRISON - Expanding career opportunities and interpersonal relationships since the dawn of time.


TAGS: prison relationships careers friendship
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:40 pm
Watch out for internal friction.


I SWEAR - She said don't stop! I'll never understand women.


TAGS: prison misunderstood women
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:27 pm
The bitch was a Grammar Nazi who couldn't get it right Your Honor, I swear...
MissPriss - June 11, 2012, 8:32 pm
Well I think it has something to do with guys believing ignorance is bliss (teehee). Thanks for the posts folks!
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:58 pm
Yeah... you missed the comma between don't and stop...lol
Sho - June 11, 2012, 6:34 pm
What a simple comma can do. 4L


A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard




OLD PAGES OF KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: pages of knowledge prison
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Faceplant31 - December 30, 2009, 11:34 am
ROTFLMAO!!
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 6:40 am
Lesson 2: No matter what your cellmate may try to tell you, the "soap on a rope" does NOT go around your ankle.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 5:14 pm
Ahhhh... Day 1; Lesson 1.


CANADA -


TAGS: canada prison secks america
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by DarthShaeder

TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 9:16 am
Thanks bud me too. cya later.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:14 am
Gotta run... catcha later. Morning walk. VERY glad you're back!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:10 am
Fair but strict? I figured flexible but mean. Hell, I approve and bash posters in the same 30 seconds! LOL
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 9:07 am
I still think you were a good choice. Fair but strict. You will use your powes wisely.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:03 am
But I'm a bit torn... it was more fun taking shots at troublemakers and reaming bad posters before I had the sheriff's badge. If the users didn't know me pre-mod, It probably seems like I'm just a jerk because I'm a moderator... and not because I'm a wop.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:01 am
Although I have been a bit nicer to the general noob population, I'm still not much different... for better or worse, I don't know.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:00 am
So I'm a lunchlady now? Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders... navy beans, navy beans...
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:59 am
In response to this poster... I'm a power bottom.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:59 am
Having you as a mod is kinda like one of your buddies getting a job in the highschool cafeteria. You work where i shit now so i better be careful.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:58 am
TTH - PM
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:53 am
And as far as the moderator panic button... I might bring up the fact that pressing that button to summon Mr. OD or myself can be a dicey situation at best... sort of like using the hyperspace button on Asteroids. A help/hurt coin flip there.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:49 am
Not sure about a good program... any of them will help. ArcSoft Photo Studio is what I have... but it's not the best by far. Adobe Photoshop is the best bet... but get a good version IF you're aiming for artwork. If not, the basic versions will do well.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:43 am
I still think we should be able to press the moderator button to call for help.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:41 am
I want to start using a better program to create motifakes. Got any suggestions? I have a few planned but i wish to upgrade my quality first.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:34 am
Sort of awkward at work.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:34 am
Moderator label... this button follows me everywhere I go!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:31 am
Gotta stand for what you believe in!!! Glad to have you back on a more regular basis... miss your chat! And, rumor has it that you used to make a poster or two from time to time.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:29 am
I should be around more often now. I have steady net access. I was only giving that farmer what he deserved for chopping down my "hemp".
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:26 am
Labels? What is this labels you speak of?
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:26 am
Not bad... livin' my dream, you know? How have you been? You're like a UFO here... short sightings by many... but I only seem to see recorded footage... and, you're blamed for probing rednecks... but, I now see it's just practice for the olympics.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:24 am
Labels.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:21 am
Aggiememnon the moderator! hows it goin buddy!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:18 am
Sweeeet.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:17 am
In a country where maple syrup on a snowball is considered desert, frostbite can be a sign of gluttony.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:10 am
That's pretty damn cold. you guys must wear a TON of layers in the winter. Down here, the summers are pretty hot but the winters are mild. I can't really complain. I'm used to warm, humid air...I'd probably get frostbite in Canada. lol
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:13 am
but we also get -50
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:12 am
but for like 3-4 months it hovers around 80
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:11 am
ya its cold here, but we still hit 90 degres F in the summer. but only a few days
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 2:04 am
O, wait...someone already made that argument. Damn. Well...we also have warm seasons. Canada is effing cold!
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 2:02 am
poster's* damn, I hate typos...
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 2:02 am
Please, everyone knows it's hotter down South. lol The big hole in this posters argument is that we have the bombs. Remember Hiroshima? jk
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 1:43 am
ya you gota love the abundace of hot girls here!
boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 1:40 am
hey canada is good an all in you want to escape the draft, but its like russia in that it's very cold, and alot of land going to waste. plus its full of canadians
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 1:11 pm
I am passionate about (most of) Canada in a way that only an American could be.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 12, 2009, 12:35 pm
Lamest argument ever. Canada? People are going apeshit over Canada? Even Canadians must be perplexed by the sheer lame-osity of this. I'm going to look at posters with monkeys on them. sheesh.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 1:12 am
And hundreds of milllions of people? Hundreds of millions of morons like you aren't exactly a ringing endorsement.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 1:10 am
I really don't understand why you think nuclear armament numerical superiority is such a priority. Is it the whole penis envy thing?
B. von Tofurkey - May 12, 2009, 1:07 am
Haarakkon, I understand you're an arrogant prick. With a guest name like that, you don't leave much to the imagination. And what the heck did Sean do to you, H boy? Had your emo pills today?
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 12:38 am
Sean, you got some room around Greater Slave Lake, or maybe in Nunavut? I'm thinking about coming over on the Milk River...
Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:28 am
Bet he finishes fourth in the long jump.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 12:19 am
Statements and sentiments like that make Americans the kind of people that people all around the globe love to hate, you arrogant prick. Yeah, I'm an American, too.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:16 am
It takes a special kind of asshole to pick on Canada. Dude, yer special. So good luck in the long jump ... yer all winners!
Le Comte de Tofurkey - May 11, 2009, 11:56 pm
We have nukes. You don't. We have hundreds of millions of people. U don't. We got rid of a corrupt monarchy; you didn't. People want to visit and live in our country; not yours. We have the largest economy in the world; you don't. Bitch.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 7:15 pm
If this were prison you'd be giving this bitch a blow job.
DarthShaeder - April 7, 2009, 3:09 am
Hey, dgbt, The U.S. has the POPULATION not the landmass. Quebec is bigger than Texas ffs. And technically we only pay lip service to the commonwealth, barber >.>
BC guy - March 31, 2009, 12:17 am
hey.. quebec is a shit hole populated with frenchy socialists we hate 'em here in every province so feel free to do the same :D
Haarakkon - March 29, 2009, 11:17 pm
There's a lot to love about our northern neighbors. For one, they're nowhere near as arrogant (on average) as most US citizens. French Canadians, on the other hand...
barber - March 29, 2009, 11:05 pm
ha ha ha. Canada's not french, its actually part of the commonwealth (please read a book) and click here to see the US debt: http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/ so you are now a badly broke bitch too... lol
dgbt - March 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
America is the bigger land mass. Canada is only bigger if you count the water and the ridiculous amount of ice. You are French and you ice skate, whose the bitch now?


PRISON NAMES -


TAGS: calendar mr popular prison
Rating: 4.96/5

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rerun - August 17, 2011, 7:35 pm

excellent


BOUND BY FEAR - She clings to her chains Reluctant to admit they do not suppress her only her fear


TAGS: chains fear prison
Rating: 4.64/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:50 pm
don't t5mpt me :)


OCCAMS RAZOR - "For every explination the simplest explination is the most likely." However you might want to get all the facts before you do 20 to life.


TAGS: can i motifake in prison
Rating: 4.05/5

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pieman - February 8, 2010, 4:01 am
thanks spacedog
spacedog - February 5, 2010, 5:25 pm
Nice work pieman.


NEW BEGINNINGS -


TAGS: beginnings prison
Rating: 3.44/5

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Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 1:10 pm
Point well taken, Sir!
LogicDude - December 22, 2008, 9:04 am
Unless they told him the rope goes around his ankle....
Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 8:57 am
Good thing the soap is on a rope. He won't have to worry about dropping it in the shower and then getting a "surprise" when he bends over to pick it up.


SOAP - Prison aphrodisiac.




TURN ONS -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sins commit you.


TAGS: soviet russia sins sin commit tattoo prison devil nazi
Rating: 1.79/5

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aesop's folly - November 22, 2009, 2:11 pm
it would be easier


Greed -




THE COOKIE MONSTER -


TAGS: oj steals prison cookies humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 12:55 am

The background for this is that OJ was nabbed by prison guards on his way back to his cell from the mess hall. He had about a dozen oatmeal cookies hidden in his clothing. Quite a come-down for a Heisman Trophy-winning athlete.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm

Prison'll do that to a person. There's probably a whole lot of resentment going on, too. After all, he thought he was home free!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:12 pm
Whoa! Definitely wa5 inspired by the Cookie Monster, lol. What has happened to him?!? He really let himself go.


Time constraints -


TAGS: prison cell drunk disorderly nudity
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:43 am
On your head doesn't count.
GaryO - April 5, 2014, 4:16 pm
I WAS WEARING PANTS! (pretty sure)


PRISON ESCAPE -


TAGS: convicts prison
Rating: 4.25/5

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lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:13 pm

My coffee-spewing LOL for the morning!~~5 caffeinated Ls!~


WOMEN -




CUBBY AND BUMPER CARS - no one is safe




AUTOGRAPHS - DO NOT WANT


TAGS: watchmen prison roshack
Rating: 3.25/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
Book ROCKED! Movie Sucked! Jackie Earl Haley as Rorschach ROCKED!!
Claire - September 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
I DO!


VIEW - Now thats a nice one




Life Sentence -


TAGS: bar man bartender woes wife father choice marriage prison 20years
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:20 pm
Cheers 'cern! Next rounds' on me.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:19 am
nice, UP yours


Escape From Facebook -


TAGS: facebook escape prison
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 29, 2015, 9:42 am
no shyt...my sentiments


Willing Captives -




P.R.E. ACT -




Chistmas -




A Letter From Death Row -




aw, come on honey.... -




REGRETS -


TAGS: tattoo prison love
Rating: 4.74/5

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JesusWept - February 25, 2016, 7:47 am
LMAO!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 6:14 pm
This is hilarious. 5L.


Virginity -


TAGS: virginity prison jail
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:19 pm
An innocent bar of soap and a little personal hygiene...who knew? 5l's
Reality Lord - February 24, 2015, 10:37 pm

lol


Soap -


TAGS: drop the soap prison ouch
Rating: 4/5

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GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:02 pm
morning LOL, check


YOUNG GIRLS - Lead to sentences like: "...and thirty years for good behavior..."




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